Googled Meme

[helwen]

Courtesy of Apprentice B :)

"Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ needs​"​​ in the Googl​e searc​h
Heather needs two therapists.

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ looks​ like"​​ in Googl​e searc​h
I like my food. If Heather was 30 stone, maybe there would be a storyline, but she looks like many of the women I see everyday... (this was a toughy because of Heather Locklear and Heather Mills, both of whom a lot of people seem to have strong feelings about)

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ likes​"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather Likes to Draw! (also monkeys, moving [dancing], and playing it cool... this is the PG-stuff). Oh, and likes full to partial sun.

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ says"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather says hello to Beatle millions. (oy)

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ wants​"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather [Locklear] wants to kick Pamela Anderson’s ass.

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ does"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather does her best thinking for her project outside in the safe confines of nature.

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ hates​"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather hates Twitter. (and hubris. Also, apparently there is a punk band out of Boston called Heather Hates You. Bizarre.)

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ goes"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather goes bonkers. Heather goes swimming. Heather goes back to her roots. (Do you think they go together? Hm....)

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ loves​"​​ in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather [Freedman] loves her socks!

Type in "​​[​​your name]​​ has" in Googl​e searc​h:​​
Heather has two mommies. (a popular book in our area, btw)

nb: Gave up on avoiding Locklear and Mills...